... but were curious to know if they were true..........
1) My real name is... well, it doesn't matter
2) My favourite colour is blue, no matter how much pink I may wear
3) I'm 29 years old. Thirty on April third.
4) I have the most amazing friends in the entire world. We drink, we laugh, we cry. We Conquer.
5) My sister is involved in #4. I used to be jelous of her, but then I grew up and discovered that she was and is amazing.
6) I'm a good girl. With a bad streak.
7) To say the word Fuck is very satisfying. I try to watch it, but then sometimes it just flows with absolute velvet covering it. Other than that, there's a lot of Holy Hannah's.
8) If you count Rodney from when we were in grade 6, I've had 5 semi-serious boyfriends. I've slept with 8 men. Go ahead and do the math. Yeah, there's 2 in there that I can't remember / don't know their last names. Kiki needs to occassionally remind me of one's first name. But that was a bad night on Top of the Hill.
9) I love to laugh - the kind from my toes and where I forget that I could possibly be in public and I can't function, can't catch my breath. The kind that leaves you exhausted.
10) I think I may be finally dating the perfect fellow. The perfect fellow for me. He's supposed to teach me to change a tire on Saturday.
11) I don't know how to change a tire.
12) I was 25 when I lost my virginity.
13) I love my mom more than I can imagine, but there's still this silly little inclination to shock the living shit out of her in some form or another.
14) I talk in my sleep and sometimes I wake up crying but I'm not really sure why.
15) I am in love with my life. No matter how fucked up and inundated with poor choices it may be. I will be a 60 year old, tattooed grandmother.
that's good for now............
Booker Taliaferio Washington (1856-1913)