I just had a dream that Mike Tyson phoned me to explain his sex tape to me. He said he wanted to make sure that I had heard it from him before my birthday and before the media got a hold of it and spread it all over the news. He went on to explain that he got it in Vancouver and, initially, he had been excited over it. However, when he got it, he said the only thing he did was cry. Then he asked me if I wanted to meet him at Starbucks. I said sure, he probably needed to talk anyways.
WHO THE HELL DREAMS ABOUT MIKE TYSON??????