Finally the time has arrived for the required amount of stress to kick in my coritzone levels. With any luck in the next hour or two I will begin to experience the 'fight or flight' response within my muscle tissue. I wonder who will win??
Because I have put off all that has been on my to-do list this week, my important to-do list that is, I have come full circle on all house duties. Generally speaking, this is probably the cleanest this joint has been since my midterms. Ah well... everything works out for a reason.
As for me, my diet has been the shits so I've upped my water intake (decreased coffee but only suffering mild ticks) and have been taking in more fiber-licious goods such as raw sunflower seeds and whole flax. In fact, I'm presently whipping together some frying pan spagetti with whole wheat pasta with flax and omega 3's. I have stuck close to home today because not only are my floors clean, my colon is as well. In fact, after the second trip to the bathroom, as I was pulling up my drawers, my small intestine popped out, gave me a queer look and said "what the hell?"
I shrugged my shoulders and patted his head. Not to worry little buddy, Christmas cooking is coming soon and we'll get you plugged back up properly.
Time to study!