Choices

I mixed a large juice jug full of raspberry juice and a whole lot of vodka. I'm surprisingly warm. The homos are unsurprisingly passed out. What a bunch of sissies.

I think I'll ice my back, perhaps diddle a little and then settle in for a good night's sleep. It's been a busy day. Except to tell you the truth, I'm a little too tired.

;)

The great advantage about telling the truth is that nobody ever believes it.

Dorothy L. Sayers