Lil Homo and I were talking today - he went for a facial the other day and was complaining about it today (better late than never). "I hate it when they don't do extractions. I mean, really, what's the point of spending all that money on a good facial if they're not going to do extractions? I'll tell you what it is - it's not a good facial, that's what it is." And there I stand with nothing to input because I've never had a facial and thinking, I'm the only one in a skirt and I still manage to be the man of the house. Huh.
You'd better sit down for this part. Ready? I'm working on a paper. IT'S NOT DUE FOR ANOTHER MONTH. Whew. Anyone else get lightheaded???
I should probably try all my clothes on again, since, you know, the paper's not due for another month!
"I've been a very bad girl, but you have to admit I was very, very good at it."