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27 February 2006

Leave Shyness Behind

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Rum.

Rum is the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions.

Rum can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and

willing to do just about anything.

You will notice the benefits of Rum almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular

doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past, (well shyness anyway) and you will

discover many talents you never knew you had.

Stop hiding and start living, with Rum.

Rum may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Rum.

However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness,

loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur,

table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-

night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.

Rum. Leave Shyness Behind.

5 comments:

Smarts said...

I've tried Rum, however the side-effect of too much loss of clothing proved more than I could live with on a daily basis.

Ms Dare2dv8 said...

lol.

Fenn said...

i've tried rum as well and have seemed to have gotten myself pregnant.

Potor said...

Too bad my medical insurance doesn’t cover Rum.

Ms Dare2dv8 said...

lol.