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23 March 2006

Rotund

I won't even begin to tell you what I've eaten today, because you will forward me locations of eaters anonymous meetings. But I will share with you two things:

1) I biggy sized everything, and then got a mint and oreo blizzard
2) I will soon be finding a home for previously posted rogue tampons.


"My notion of an elegant table is you don't leave the knife sticking out of the mayonnaise jar."

Sue Grafton

2 comments:

Bridget said...

I'm sorry in advance but when I read your post the first time I had a distinct vision of you stuffing the tampons in your mouth so that you wouldn't eat that much again at one sitting.

But that would be gross.

I bet your tummy was very happy. :)

Ms Dare2dv8 said...

LOL

Gross, but funny!!