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19 May 2006

The Old Tagger-ooo

An Ode to Spam, brought to you via Potor , the other white meat.

Spam
and Spork
I stick my Fork

Pink
Confined
in a can, You are Mine

Lovely, Lovely
Pressed Meat

Oh how I long
to sing out a song
Eat Me! Eat Me!
Pressed Meat

Some call you Foul
Some want to Howl
at the thought of your pressed form

I understand not
without you I am lost
forlorn
forlorn
forlorn

Pressed Meat

6 comments:

Potor said...

Bravo.

While not a haiku, it is spamworthy.

Jeni Paij said...

*giggles* This is great! - PA

Ms Dare2dv8 said...

*phew*

heheheh

Smarts said...

My mother-in-law, you know the one that could win an oscar for boring, she loves canned meat.

Bridget said...

That is marvellous.

Broken Angel said...

Loved it! Hey, I noticed your snazzy new look. A little FYI, did you know that cockroaches won't eat spam? hmmmmmmmm ;)A