"Are you sure this is the only time you've ever been to the hospital?" the nice, yet doubting nurse asked. Grampie thought for a moment.
"I went to the dentist twice to get a couple of teeth out, but decided after that I could do it on my own."
"Have you fallen down in the last two years?" Same nurse.
"Um.... *thinking*..... yep, when I tripped over that fuckin' tiller in the garden".
Nurse a bit wide-eyed. "What were you doing with a tiller in the garden?"
"Tilling the garden."
It was at this point that I laughed out loud. Grampie should be just fine.
"Fear is never a reason for quitting: it is only an excuse."
Norman Vincent Peale